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The South Metropolitan Gas Company was a British gas company founded in 1829.
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Groveland Township is located in LaSalle County, Illinois. It is at the very southern end of LaSalle County. As of the 2010 census, its population was 628 and it contained 299 housing units. Groveland Township was formed from Eagle Township sometime prior to September, 1856.
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